ankle pants 

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

ankle pants by heroic69 May 14, 2013

sizzler pants 

Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).

"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"

sizzler pants by Giggles45 October 1, 2014

Fucking pants 

Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".

It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.

I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.

All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!

Fucking pants by Bog ding October 3, 2016

hoe pants 

An item of clothing generally worn from the waist to the ankles that's used to accentuate a heightened level of attractiveness and promiscuity when engaging in acts of prostitution and other sexual activity

"She wanted to wear her hoe pants to more effectively allure the men over at the joint."

hoe pants by foxnews4kids April 22, 2017

tiny pants friend 

a small penis that's hard or not

guy 1 :yo man my tiny pants friend is waking up
guy 2: Is it hard?
guy 1: of course dude

tiny pants friend by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

Elephant Hoof Pants 

A type of pants that narrows at the knee and then flares out at the ankles. A literal translation of the Italian term for bell-bottoms.

Joel: "Hey Neddo, check out these awesome flare pants I bought for hella cheap at Montagnola."
Ned: "Yo dude, those are some kick ass elephant hoof pants!"

Elephant Hoof Pants by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

Fool Me Pants 

When a woman wears pants that lead you to believe she has more ass than she really does.

-Daaaamn man, you see Mandy's ass today?!

-Don't be deceived homie, she got them fool me pants on!

Fool Me Pants by Playa Mike June 2, 2013