Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.
by Elkflick October 22, 2023

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.
by CT Finest October 1, 2013

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

by anonymous March 3, 2025

When you bring cheez whiz into the bed, put it in your partner's butt crack, then lick it out. Potatoes and veggies optional but recommended
Dude, you know that chick I took home last night? I gave her a Dutch Perogie.
Bro, seek out professional help
Bro, seek out professional help
by Dehydratedninja March 30, 2022
