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Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.
Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.
by BigIz69 May 9, 2022
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Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.
Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
by b-rad.J February 10, 2025
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Oh honey ham my jam

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015
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Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's
She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns
by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018
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Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.
Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?
by Gibbyme December 31, 2018
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Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.
Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."
by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011
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Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!
by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011
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