Meat package

Slang term for a penis.
He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.
by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019
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little meat package

A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.
Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.
by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022
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little meat package

your little one
barbra: have you ever been excited before? ://
joe: yes, and my little meat package wasn't so little afterwards
by porkiies February 2, 2020
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packaged meat

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat
“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”
by ow169459 January 27, 2019
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Packaged Meat

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex
I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat
by Jake possum May 6, 2015
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