by Catsh!t June 23, 2019
by sixtynine lover June 1, 2006
Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.
by hamslapper March 3, 2015
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.
2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
by Fingeringbutts May 26, 2006
The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.
After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.
by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015
by Burlin August 5, 2021