'I'd eat carrots'

When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.

Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days

'I'd eat carrots' by tcasey70 October 24, 2011

girls who eat carrots 

A female-identifying person who has good vision, probably on account of all the carrots she eats.

God, girls who eat carrots save big on optometrist bills

girls who eat carrots by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021

Dont eat me

When someone is getting really aggravated at you over something either big or small you could tell them not to eat you. Can be used in the same context as saying dont have a heart attack but instead tell them "Dont eat me". Or if someone is getting really mad at someone that you know you could tell them not to eat the person.

Also is best used with a "calm down" preceding it.
such as calm down dont eat me

Jomar: Why are we here? I hate this place!
Jacob: Calm down, dont eat me!

Jomar: What the fuck are you doing?!?!?
Jacob: OMG dont eat me...

Dont eat me by nomecomer December 19, 2009

National Eat Ass Day 

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.

Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.

National Eat Ass Day by Ugly gorl May 25, 2018

I'm gonna EAT YO DOG! 

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

I'm gonna EAT YO DOG! by jakedtyled January 23, 2010

i could eat a buttered frog 

what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.

a: hey wanna get some maccy d's?
b: nah i'm not hungry.
a: not hungry? i could eat a buttered frog!

i could eat a buttered frog by me old fruity August 31, 2006

All you can eat Negro

A term that Mavis Leonard uses to refer to the Catholic practice of "mackin' on Jesus".

see negro smorgasborad and brother buffet

Mackin' on my boy like a deli buffet...all you can eat Negro!

All you can eat Negro by Steagles June 11, 2006