Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

by Benstoned May 1, 2019

Shark dick

having a shark dick means that you enjoy having sex while your girl is on her period. Sharks go after blood.

Ralf has got a shark dick.

by Rhonda Mchillfinder September 23, 2012

gollum dick

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.

by trbrown May 6, 2010

Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

Ogre Dick

A disease that makes your cock look like a cucumber, it is abnormally large tearing apart young innocent female nuns.

Jim's ogre dick ripped lindsays tight butthole open.

by cockboyjones October 21, 2011

dicking around

wasting time, not being productive.

"Stop dicking around & get to work."

by Staboner October 29, 2003

dick-stracted

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

by Marc K July 29, 2005