fuck chuck 

A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.

Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."

fuck chuck by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

fuck you in

Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.

Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"

fuck you in by NDirish15 April 21, 2014

fuck politeness 

A Murderino life motto to remain Sexy and not get murdered. Not to be confused with being rude; more like, don't try to be so polite you put your ass in a dangerous situation that might get you killed.

You see a man in the middle of a dark desert highway with a flat tire. (No cars for miles) BUT he is wearing a ski mask and waving you down with a big knife in his hand .. fuck politeness , you don't stop.

fuck politeness by Iminacultcallmydad January 6, 2017

FUCK U NOOB 

A 7-year-old's comeback.

*kills 7 years old in minecraft 1v1*
7-year-old: HACKS, FUCK U NOOB

FUCK U NOOB by 7 Year Old Spazzy Kid March 4, 2017

Fuck the moon

Something frank iero says in an interview

Frank: fuck the moon

Fuck the moon by Tis8445 August 4, 2018

fuck my pussy with a rake 

Wanting the urge to get fucked really hard and cant walk for a month

OOO He’s about to fuck my pussy with a rake mom

fuck my pussy with a rake by Lmoralesa April 20, 2018

Fuck the napkin 

Despite the the very specific directions you have been given, and despite the fact that the very extensive project is nearly completed, the client decides that it is flawed irreparably and you must pretty much start over. Oh, and it's not their fault that they gave you improper guidance from the get-go. You obviously are an untalented hack and incapable of reading minds. What kind of "creative" person can't read minds? Hack ...

The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".

Agency CD:

"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"

Composer:

"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"

Agency CD:

"Fuck the napkin"

Fuck the napkin by Chuck Lindo June 8, 2009