Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves

hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey

by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024

turkey

a real life bitch, basically call him a douche bag if u may. Turkey. use it wisely.

“Aj such a turkey bro, boul get no twat.”

by pfusjjs December 14, 2021

quirky turkey

An oddball

He's quite the quirky turkey.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*

"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"

by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015

Turkey Twizzler

That good rough sex that has her yelling your or whoever else she is sleeping with's name

"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"

Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden

by MiniestCam March 9, 2021

Draining The Turkey

The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."

(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)

Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.

by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011

Turkey Stick

A nickname for the male genitalia.

"I did her so hard last night, I even slapped her in the face with my turkey stick"

by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015