cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.

God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!

by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010

Slaughterhouse Swine

This is a female in between a Swamp Donkey and a Battle Pig. These females are disgusting and smell. This is a serious situation, and if you have sex with one, you WILL end up with an STD. You will know when this is happening, but you'll be drunk, and go through with it anyway.

Did you see Kyle go home with that Slaughterhouse swine last night?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

douche swindler

someone who swindles douches

that guy is a douche swindler

by the_master_of_funk September 24, 2010

chewny swinger

a mink who chews chewing gum loudly with their mouth open, occasionally blows bubbles, and takes it out their mouth and swings it round their finger like a helicopter.

nah she's a pure chewny swinger man

by anonymouse1990 May 8, 2011

checked swing

When you start glancing to check someone out, but reverse when you realize they are not attractive

Bill started glancing at the girl on the other park bench, but it was a checked swing.

by Swing batter batter November 4, 2011

GAME Swinging

The modern, 20-somethings version of a ‘swingers party’ but with video games. Guys play games and girls get all slutty with them. Then when the dude is sick of the game or the chick he swaps with another dude. Hopefully he scores.

I’m bored of this game… let’s throw a Game Swinging night so we can get some new games and some new chicks.

by Daisy do-little December 4, 2011

mood swing episode

An episode of a show on television that changes quickly, from tragedy to humor and back again.

Austin:Dude, did you see that new episode of HIMYM last night?
Cole: Yeah, it was kind of a mood swing episode.

John: It was really funny until Robin found out the news!
Austin: Then it got funny again at the end, so thats good.
*awkward silence*
Cole: yeah.

by DeionB December 17, 2011