Basic Magic

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com

"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."

by billy crystal89 December 20, 2022

Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.

Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT

by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

Dude Magic

The direct correlation between the amount of dues in a room and their effective work capacity

When Calked walked in, our dude magic went through the roof, bro!

by EuroJN November 21, 2018

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018

Piff the Magic Dragon

A person Who is a magic dragon

Hey look, Its Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Reaper FL YT November 11, 2018

Red Magic

When you have sexual intercourse with a virgin and no blood came out during the intercourse.

Stanley : Yo dude, i heard Max had a Red Magic at a party the other night.
Tony : Whoa, that lucky badger!

by SkMSkyeSSkye July 15, 2017

Magic Carpet

A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.

Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.

by Realistically Realistic July 20, 2017