Humpy

Same as sexy, but used when you don’t want your little kids aren’t old enough for you to be comfortable saying the word sex.

“Hey humpy lady!! Oppan Gangnam style“

by Kjscyp October 20, 2020

Humpty-Dumptied

This wonderful event starts out with a man sitting on a wall to show off his crotch to a woman he has a crush on. To show the woman that he is mating material, he will hump the wall in hopes of moistening her lady garden. However, he does not realize that humping the hard wall will stimulate his spinky and cause a great fall... of shit. The poopy will land below on the woman, and all hopes of mating will be crushed.

Tyrant: Yo boss, happy Friday. Any fun plans for the weekend?

The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.

Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.

The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.

Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.

by Stoney69 December 18, 2020

HUmpernickel

Like Pumpernickel but for horny teenagers who like onlyfans too much.

"Damn bro I finna do a humpernickel"

"Bro you are such a fucking pimp.

by Uradpotedwithsprinkles December 30, 2020

Humpacties

A Dutch term referring to advanced sex moves like Scissoring.

De term omvat veel humpacties met verstrengelde benen!

by Morteliya January 21, 2021

Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021

Humpgasm

A humpgasm is a type of male masturbation where a man cums by rubbing his penis on a couch or bed.

I had a humpgasm in my sleep.

by @mrkulci April 2, 2021