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pooping like a duck 

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).
1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!
pooping like a duck by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010
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Fuck fuck fuck a duck 

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!
Sing to the tune of row row your boat
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo

Finger bang an Orangutan

Support your local zoo!
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sick my duck 

less direct way of telling someone: "Suck my dick!!!"
Freestyle:

My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.
sick my duck by Nick D May 14, 2003

fuck a duck 

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too
c above
fuck a duck by bob May 12, 2003

A duck! (smokin' ducks) 

The unsmoked end of a cigarette, usually smoked only by real bums. ie Duck Hunting - digging around in an ashtray for smokable butts.
"Yo homes, I kin get a ciggyret"?
reply: "naw man, I'm smokin ducks".
A duck! (smokin' ducks) by Tesserae September 25, 2006

f a duck 

something u yell when your realy frustraighted.
f a duck,my horse lost again!!
f a duck by tha goods August 25, 2006
the scummiest female you can possibly imagine. The foulest creature known to mankind. A cross between a swampdonkey and a prostitute. Known for possibly having STD's and infamous for a leaky butthole and stank vaginas.
Oh my god, look at that. That guy is talking to that scud duck over there! Fuckin hurt man!
scud duck by google me bitch May 24, 2008