desperatus update 

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

desperatus update by newsvava February 10, 2009

Destinary 

The act of being destiny.

As used in everyday conversation:

Tim: "Did you see that?"

Nate: "Wow, toasty noggin."

Tim: "That was destinary"

Destinary by aaul00 May 10, 2009

Desimort 

A Desi soul that is so evil, its thought to be possessed by the dark lord himself

person 1: OMG ****** is so mean she totally screwed my life over
Person 2: I know what a Desimort
******: ROAR

Desimort by voldefort October 11, 2010

Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression 

When a friend visits you and you just can't bring yourself to listen to them, even if they are trying to save your head/neck/life/pretty face/teen sex appeal.

Maxime: Don't you dare pull that Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression on me! I'm trying to save you! CAMILLLLEEE!

Camille: Bitch, please.

Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

Despicable Phil 

Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.

"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."

Despicable Phil by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014

Destiny 

Destiny is a girl not one definition can describe. Or a thousand. Destiny is a special girl. No matter how many times how many times you get a chance with her. You need to take it. It will change your life forever. 30 years from then you’ll remember it. She wil make you feel so special and loved. Destiny is a girl you have to fight for. Every guy will want her because of how great she is. Destiny is a girl how has been hurt. Hurt over and over again. So you have to treat Destiny right. Destiny is a girl with breathtaking eyes. A part in her hair. A boyfriend hoping she sees this one day. Sometimes she makes you wonder if it was your Destiny to meet her. -Ethan

I love you Destiny <3

Destiny by Ethan Wayne lll November 29, 2018

desarae

the baddest bitch alive, you gon need a reservation to fuck w her

omg where the bad bitches?

baddest one here is desarae sis

desarae by ayyyyyybishhh May 31, 2019