zombidibaga

This word actually has no meaning and is only used when one is expressing some sort of awe at the strangeness or difficulty in their life. Often used completely randomly.

Zombidibaga! My life is so messed up it isn't something explainable.

by Omniduro October 23, 2008

zombifuckation

To have sex with a corpse and/or dying person

Emo Kid: were gonna have a fuckin zombifuckation orgy

Dude: can I join

Emo Kid: No, You're not dead

Dude: wat the fuck!?!

by wathunger March 8, 2010

jazz zombies

When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.

Person 1: Jazz Zombies!
Person 2: What the hell are you doing?

by I AM D August 3, 2007

The Zombies

The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.

Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

zombified

zombie like in appearance

he looked zombified in his Haloween costume

by David Mulnix October 4, 2004

Zombies

Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.

Jay "shoot for there heads"
Brian "ahh whats the point...zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh!"

by beheadtheundead September 15, 2008

Zombiecuse

Reference to Syracuse, NY by natives to imply the sleepy, zombie-like state the city seems to be stuck in.

"Another mediocre day in Zombiecuse"

by Thrashocalypse AD December 18, 2008