you get to burning

The unpleasant sensation felt on one's penis after masturbating furiously to Martian Successor: Nadesico for hours on end.

Make sure you get enough lube for the Nadesico marathon this weekend, otherwise you get to burning.

by Charlie Babbage June 16, 2010

burn one for the forces

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan

-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?

BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!

burn one for the forces

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

You burned this bridge

You really fucked this whole thing up. You've

ruined everything.

You burned this bridge between us.

by Logan Bear September 15, 2016

Accidental Anal Burn

dick fuck pounding her ass anal

I poked her with my dick in the ass and she laughed so I started to fuck her really hard in the ass and she starts moaning but I can't stop but as I am pounding her ass I bump into something and I got an accidental anal burn from her hair straightener.

by jhakjsdhfkj July 20, 2020

burning french toast

cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching

sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast

by sarah April 5, 2005

Alabama Rug Burn

A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.

Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.

by opusbar1 July 6, 2010