monkey knuckle 

A person who has limited brain power. Not retarded, but very unaware. A self induced simpleton, usually a pothead / stoner type move.

i.e. kin to a primate. Neanderthal (knuckle dragger)

mildly derogatory insult

"Monkey knuckle!, Why would you wash your bosses car with an industrial pressure washer?

monkey knuckle by For Tony Baloney Matukas January 30, 2010

Monkey Salad 

When you shuv a banana up you ass and clinch your ass cheeks together and someone eats it.

guy: Hey baby wanna eat some monkey salad
girl: Oh hell yea nigga im black

Monkey Salad by jackisreal March 11, 2011

monkey magic 

that extra special something that makes everything one says completely indecipherable.

It wasn't the bartlett, but monkey magic that tied his tongue up in knots.

or

Blame the monkey magic!

monkey magic by CaMera O. November 2, 2004

monkey killer 

Some one who has the urge to murder monkeys.

while swinging my friend's dog's monkey....i happened to rip the legs off.

monkey killer by Hayley May 13, 2005

Monkey brains 

The green wrinkly fruit that sole purpose on earth is for kids to hit with bats and roll down hills.

When I was a kid we would play baseball with monkey brains

Monkey brains by Brian Lumpkin April 23, 2006

monkey jizz 

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

monkey jizz by jw March 20, 2005

Monkey job 

The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.

"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"

Monkey job by Lokas Frost August 13, 2008