The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000
A chuddy chode is a nickname for a small joint. References chuds and the perception of them having small dicks, known as chodes, of which the minuscule joint is reminiscent.
“I’m gonna go smoke a chode”
“Anyone want a chuddy?”
“Brian always rolls chuddy chodes”