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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
mugGet the Your shitty makeup is gonna get me firedmug.

shut your up

When shut up isn't enough to shut someone up.
You got games on your phone?

Shut your up, Kevin
by Pengi209 July 12, 2021
mugGet the shut your upmug.

Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.
Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
mugGet the Wouldn't say it to your facemug.

Your probably a discord mod

This word is used as an insult against fat peoples who mostly stay at the computer, but never goes outside.

Used for fat people, sometimes too.
And last, for people who tries to date people from 13 and above, while some discord mod can be 20 too, they're mostly 30 - 40.
You can also use "your probably a predator" too.
Random Discord mod lol: Hey kitten 😍
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: Hi..?
Random Discord mod lol: Wanna voice chat my lovely kitten? 😏
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: fuck no your probably a discord mod
by Reddikles August 9, 2023
mugGet the Your probably a discord modmug.

your mom

by cantfindanamesorry April 30, 2020
mugGet the your mommug.

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