Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies

Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)

Ghetto Fairy by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011

ghetto laundry bag 

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.

"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"

ghetto laundry bag by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

ghetto cash 

cash that people earn from illicit activities like prostitution, drugs etc.,

or

cash that is earned so easily it's literally burned to keep people warm in winter

markymark says, that bitch yo he's rolling deep in Ghetto Cash

tanisha says, man he livin large like he gots ghetto cash yo

ghetto cash by usuck2 June 9, 2012

ghetto cell phone 

A cell phone that does not have features of a smartphone.

James dropped his ghetto cell phone in the toilet.

ghetto cell phone by Weedcoke June 22, 2012

Ghetto Swerve 

While driving, it is the act of swerving over even the smallest of dips in the road to avoid damaging your car.

The term is believed to have originated from the Inland Empire tuner scene in Southern California where teens would have their cars too low to handle the dips in the roads. Driving straight through the dips at normal driving speed or higher speeds would cause the car to scrape and/or bottom out damaging body pieces or suspension parts.

To avoid this, rather than slowing to a crawl, drivers would turn the wheel sharp just before entering the dip, then sharply turn the wheel the opposite direction while driving up from the dip. Straightening out once they have passed over the dip.

Passenger: "Gonna destroy your new body kit if you don't slow down for that dip up there."

Driver: "Nah, I'll just ghetto swerve over it."

Ghetto Swerve by The Hos July 5, 2012

ghetto smart 

The ability to use your inner ghettoness to achieve a goal

Kassie is a ghetto smart chic.

ghetto smart by tinkerbell0622 August 28, 2012

Ghetto Slip-N-Slide 

When trash bags or tarp is laid down lubricated (ussually with cooking oil) and sprayed with a garden hoes.

We were so poor that we made a Ghetto Slip-N-Slide. but we dont have grass so the rocks scared our bodies.

Ghetto Slip-N-Slide by ZOMBIESTATUS September 6, 2012