The anxiety of knowing
one's
penis is extremely small. It's sometimes also refer to as Micro
Penis. Most men who have Little Dick Syndrome are unable to satisfy women sexually; Young girls who have never had a sexual relationship would remain pure after having intercourse with such a man. Due to the size of the
penis or lack of; he would be unable to break the young girls hymen during intercourse, therefore leaving her a virgin after their sexual encounter.
These men are angry. They are angry with themselves (expressed as self hatred and depression), and with women. They are angry, in some cases, at the world. These men are distrustful. They do not trust that any
woman would ever tell them the truth.
In some cases, the
penis is actually inverted...meaning that
one's
penis is so small that it hides up inside the body. This occurs in some extremely overweight males, giving them the feeling of not being worthy. Some of these men take their Little Dick Syndrome out on women, becoming abusive both physically and verbally. They like to find unknowing women via the
internet, just for a slim chance that some women would actually want something to do with them. After one time of 'love making' these women usually flee, never to be heard from again.
Ninety-nine percent of these unfortunates are unable to slide their dick far enough into a
woman, therefore, reproducing is almost impossible.
Angela: "Hey girl, have you heard that Adam has Little Dick Syndrome? I hear it measures in negative numbers"
Ashley: "Fuck, I've seen it when he sent it in a text to my sister's
phone. I was
like, what the FUCK is that?! I've never seen anything like it before. Scared the hell outta me! Little Dick Syndrome doesn't
even describe what I saw...it was inverted, crawling up inside him...afraid to even peek its head out!!!"
Lizzy: "What makes matters worse, he's not even circumsized and it's still microscopic"
Mandy: "Guess I'd hide to if I was attached to something so fucking
disgusting. You know, he basically an oversized women...no
penis and man boobs. He should just say fuck it and be done with himself"
Gail: "HA! Either that or change his name to Joni Smashette"
