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absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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absolute cinema

Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.

I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
"Hey did you see the latest game?"

"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
by Raedellion February 19, 2025
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absolute cheeseburger

said (mostly about food) to indicate something is good
Usually I don’t like salads, but this one is absolute cheeseburger!
by saddestwhiteboy March 2, 2025
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Absolute Cheeseburger

An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.
"This wrap is absolute cheeseburger! You should totally try it!"
by GuySmith March 2, 2025
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Absolutely Killed it, This is Dead

When someone does absolutely ass on something (“Absolutely Killed it means you did well but adding “This is Dead” with it means that you did bad)
by ndotty_gzzzz March 9, 2025
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Absenikaphone

A person who constantly misses phone calls
I called Jake three times, and he didn’t pick up. He’s such an absenikaphone.
by DoogoTheBoneWoof March 11, 2025
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Absenikaphone

I called Jake three times, and he didn’t pick up. He’s such an absenikaphone.
by DoogoTheBoneWoof March 11, 2025
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