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Absenikaphone
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A
person
who
misses
phone
calls
I
called
Jake
three times
, and he didn’t
pick up
. He’s such an absenikaphone.
Absenikaphone
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DoogoTheBoneWoof
March 11, 2025
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Absenikaphone
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A
person
who
constantly
misses
phone calls
I
called
Jake
three times
, and he didn’t
pick up
. He’s such an absenikaphone.
Absenikaphone
by
DoogoTheBoneWoof
March 11, 2025
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