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Definitions by The-jorkin-king
absolutely jorkin my shit
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A higher
form
of jorkin it usually in a
communication
form meaning to
jack off
in an aggressive manner
Yo
I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right
now
and by it let’s just
say
my pentis
absolutely jorkin my shit
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The-jorkin-king
January 13, 2025
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