Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Raedellion

absolute cinema

Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.

I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.

"Hey did you see the latest game?"

"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."

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Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"

"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"

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Dismay or shock learning of an event.
Similar to "wowsers" or "bollocks".
Can also be used positively.

"Did you hear? MARDEK IV is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts!"

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