If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!
-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?
by muilsthenotfluffy November 8, 2021
Get the Half-Life 4mug. the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
Get the male half-lifemug. Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
by Sexydimma July 13, 2016
Get the half-baked eggmug. Half dollars are similar to saushers nipples in that they are both relativly large nipples, the only difference is half dollars resemble that of a half dollar with the lines around the center.
by peasy September 25, 2005
Get the Half Dollas-Dollasmug. Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".
by French egg head August 25, 2023
Get the my foot and a halfmug. Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
by WREKLESS April 9, 2023
Get the Half-Way Rulemug. by Half fucked mango February 20, 2018
Get the half fucked mangomug.