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Zipper Sex

Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!
by Sarah March 10, 2005
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zipper dick

the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.
by Jamsalot December 31, 2006
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zipperfinger

Taking whatever action is necessary to achieve a goal or avoid negative repercussions. The action is typically illegal, or at least, extra-legal.
"I didn't have any money, so I had to zipperfinger this case of beer."

"Professor didn't what to be giving out any A's, so you know I had to zipperfinger that grade."

"I was already in the back seat of the cop car, so I had to zipperfinger my pipe before we got to the station."
by AxionSaxon October 6, 2007
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Zipper Job

1) Where a girl is so excited that when she give a guy a BJ, she doesn't unbutton the top button, she leaves it buttoned and pulls down the zipper only.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.
1) "Dam dude last night, she wanted to suck my cock so bad that she gave me a zipper job!" "WTF, nice!!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"
by S H I Z A October 29, 2009
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zipper

Yo, lets get a zipper instead of an eighth of pot.
by aaron July 17, 2003
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zipper

big scar from many stitches, from bullet or stab wounds, etc. or repair of autopsy incision.
by DCMF June 11, 2006
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rusty zipper

A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.
Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.
by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006
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