zipperfinger

Taking whatever action is necessary to achieve a goal or avoid negative repercussions. The action is typically illegal, or at least, extra-legal.

"I didn't have any money, so I had to zipperfinger this case of beer."

"Professor didn't what to be giving out any A's, so you know I had to zipperfinger that grade."

"I was already in the back seat of the cop car, so I had to zipperfinger my pipe before we got to the station."

zipperfinger by AxionSaxon October 6, 2007