Mikel Keith Yorgason

one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.

Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.

If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.

I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.

by yugoslavic September 2, 2009

Yoga Pole

An at home stripper pole, but in many colours.

Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!

Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!

Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...

Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!

by xbxrxaxnxdxoxnxq September 7, 2009

yoga floss

Outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. Often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and SUVs.

As she stepped out of her Cayenne, I saw that her turquoise and brown SIGG water bottle that matched her SIGG water bottle completed her yoga floss.

by McBuddha September 25, 2009

yogalicious

Any aspect of the practice of yoga that provides great pleasure or delight.

That new yoga pose we learned today is yogalicious.

by Downward Dog November 30, 2010

yogasmic

The wildly exciting and pleasurable feeling of endorphines surging through your chest after a hot and heavy power flow, ashtanga, or kundalini yoga class.

Oh baby, I am so yogasmic after that class.

by megnition June 26, 2012

yoga toe

when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps

her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog

by kaoz January 5, 2013

yogamilf

1. A milf wearing yoga pants. 2. A milf who does yoga.

Matt hooked up with a banging yogamilf from the gym.

by bentslightly March 29, 2015