widow licker

A person who goes to funerals to find girls or has sex/oral sex with widows.

That guy in the film Wedding Crashers is such as widow licker.

by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009

smokers widow

A woman whose use to smoking weed with her man, then they split. She now smokes alone. A smokers widow

She's a lonely smokers widow. Smoking alone, sad, and lonely

by Juicy May March 16, 2019

Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow

Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!

by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021

lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

Tattoo widow

A person who is married to a tattoo artist

person 1: “My husband is a tattoo artist”
Person 2: “oh so you’re a tattoo widow”

by Anonymous2876 May 31, 2023

Budweiser widow

A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.

Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

restaurant widow

A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.

Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.

by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017