by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009
A woman whose use to smoking weed with her man, then they split. She now smokes alone. A smokers widow
by Juicy May March 16, 2019
His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.
by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022
A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.
Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
by Nonononononononononononono April 26, 2015
A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 12, 2011
When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
by Bearsfan314 January 13, 2018
The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021