Weeping wendy

When u stop in the middle of fucking and tell her that her pussy is trash and u can't get off. Then once she starts crying u use her tears to masturbate and finish urself off while she watches.

Josh hated his dispatcher, so he hooked up with her just to pull the weeping wendy bit.

by Shroomman80 January 11, 2019

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Weep-O-Meter

The thing that is the Weep-O-Meter is that it measures how hard you cry at a movie,at birth,etc. There are 5 grades.

Grade 1 = No crying
Grade 2 = Sadness felt inside
Grade 3 = Silent crying,you will tear for real
Grade 4 = Real,normal audible crying
Grade 5 = WWAAAAAHHH *floods with tears* ohhhh NOOOOOOO *30 mins later* *sobs* eeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

(back in the mid-90s)
Guy1:Dude! DUDE!!! Did you saw that brand spanking new The Lion King?
Guy2:Yes,the part when Mufasa died caused a 3 on the Weep-O-Meter for me. That was sad,but I'm strong...
Guy1:*sobs* not flashbacks again... I g-got 5...

by NonBad February 26, 2020

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weesper

lame and unfunny misspelling of the word whisper

nobody:
noobslayer: wEeSpEr

by SAVEUS.Y2J June 4, 2020

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WeeMad Mobley

The superior, ultimate form of the human being known as Narin. This form has unlimited levels of supa sex and has unparalleled abilities to the entire JoJo universe. Nobody can withstand this mans charisma once he catches your eye~
(He's also TikTok famous)

Honestly i'm just WeeMad Mobley

by aaronreallydoxxedme December 7, 2020

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WeeMad Mobley

The superior, ultimate form of the human being known as Narin. This form has unlimited levels of supa sex and has unparalleled abilities to the entire JoJo universe. Nobody can withstand this mans charisma once he catches your eye~
(He's also TikTok famous)

I'm sick of Crying, Tired of trying, Yeah I'm smiling, But inside I'm... WeeMad Mobley

by pomjoep December 7, 2020

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