airbag warning

A warning to a friend that someone may have implants.

Be careful, bro, that’s an airbag warning

by StinkyRaptor May 11, 2023

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

liquor store warning

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.

Hey John, did you stop off at the liquor store yet? theres a liquor store warning out for our area.

by midwestisbest January 12, 2024

The warning

A really awesome rock band thats a trio of sisters. Some of their best songs are money, disciple, and choke.

Person 1: whats a good rock band? Person 2: the warning.

by The reee man May 26, 2022

Double Pussy Warning

Something is double as aesthetic as the regular aesthetic.

Person: Omg this picnic is so Double Pussy Warning!!

by notfinn69 January 23, 2022

Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022