4 definitions by helloitsunknown

research project

An example of child slavery. A really crappy project every Year 11 student in South Australia is forced to do against their own will. You have to research one question for six months straight, and you get bored to death. You don't graduate if you don't do it, and there's a high chance of failing and losing brain cells.

Student 1: "What lesson u got next"
Student 2: "research project"
Student 1: "Oh shit"
Student 2: "I'd rather jump off the Westpac Building"

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2021

old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.

I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022

Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.

Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!

by helloitsunknown August 15, 2022

port adelaide

A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets

Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T

by helloitsunknown June 26, 2023