Turkish Handjob

The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.

When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.

by Jerkbox February 19, 2010

Turkish prison

A common pseudonym for a place where acts of disturbing sexual conduct, preferably rape, has occurred, as was the case in the movie "midnight express".

"Have I told you about the time I was in a Turkish Prison?"

by A*mazing April 25, 2010

turkish rinse

Favoured by "soap dodgers" everywhere, it is a quick wipe of the pits, crack & giggle stick instead of a proper wash.

"Are you going to go to the pub tonight Bishop?"

"Give us a minute, i've just gotta have a quick turkish rinse & i'll be there"

by Dog Soldier 8578 January 3, 2007

Turkish vulture

When a man purposely vomits on a woman in place of hitting her.

I swear to God, you hit me again and ima Turkish vulture your cat!

by Bust It! June 28, 2011

turkish pancake

grade school nickname, free of sexual connotation

"Hey, I'm Arthur but my friends call me turkish pancake because of my ethnic background and preferred breakfast food."

by awkward seth August 2, 2008

turkish delight

Unexpected flatulence during oral sex.

I was eating her out when she gave me a turkish delight

by Nikolai Jerkov June 13, 2007

Turkish Meatcleaver

The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d

Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"

Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."

by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010