3 definitions by Nikolai Jerkov

1
A country Tito made up to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians.
Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!
by Nikolai Jerkov June 13, 2007
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A large, constipated, dry turd that stretches the anus to a point that may be sexually arousing.
Ever since I had that turkish turd, I'm very open to anal sex.
by Nikolai Jerkov June 13, 2007
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