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The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
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