Thirsty Turtle

The opposite of an Angry Dragon . Immediately after blowing a load in your partner's mouth, you smack them on the forehead so they accidently swallow it.

To make that chick swallow my load, I gave her a Thristy Turtle.

by Jason Rose September 26, 2003

Thurston

a guy who is sensational at basketball

joe - dude that guy is such a thurston
randy - fer sure

by BBaller2010 April 13, 2010

Thirsty

To be thirsty, is to over actively: investigate, long for, covet, in some occasions intensely staring, or bold displays of desperation.

Jim: "Could you believe the gull of that one chick?"
Matt:" I know! She went above, and beyond to get next to you! She didnt care what anyone would think of he efforts."
Jim: "Yeah... she was so thirsty."

by Dhomahaneek Karrturr October 16, 2012

Thirsty bitch

A female who always wants sex or is very horny.

That thirsty bitch stays cock hungry.

by Zephyr69 June 19, 2018

thirsty boy

A phrase used to refer to a bathroom urinal, originally coined by a Twitter user when he called the urinal he was using a "thirsty boy" while in a conference call.

Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a "thirsty boy".

by Generic_Username March 2, 2017

Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.

"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"

by lets start drinking January 26, 2008

Thirsty Cat

A female who is looking for a mate to the point of using craigslist to have sexual intercourse

Boy 1: Hey I found this girl on craigslist she's pretty hot.
Boy 2: Damn she a Thirsty Cat

by Coby_og February 10, 2017