Disgraceful Thomas

The act of giving a back-alley abortion and forcing your patient to pay for it with sex. Warning: One disgraceful thomas may lead to another.

Sinking into a deep depression after her fourth disgraceful thomas, Sally took her own life.

by Spence January 24, 2005

Thomas

A white teenager who would make the best boyfriend ever. He is so handsome and smart. Thomas's are great listeners and friends. They are great in bed and have a very large penis. Thomas's have amazing bodies and any girl would be lucky to date him.

1.Oh Thomas just went in the shower.

2.ooh I can't wait to see him naked

by Tortilla burrito December 4, 2012

THOMASH

a state of indescribable almost intimidating coolness

"Hey Berty!, you see them two homosapiens right there. There THOMASH swag is off scale"

"Awwww man I feel totally uncomfortbale sitting next to Will and Alice. They are the complete THOMASH!"

"Derek. Them two teenagers are ruining the film by constantly guessing the plot" "Leave it Gertrude, they are THOMASH. It's intimidating to say the least"

by JustThatGuyLittleBitToxic January 8, 2012

thomas bush

A hot half-asian teenage boy who has the full package, the looks, sporty, beautiful eyes and some boys would turn gay for him. He is daddy.

Thomas bush is hot asf.

by hectic asian May 13, 2016

thomas afford

A poor south African boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. The only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins

Oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit

by the real chigger November 17, 2016

Thomas Sangster

Thomas Sangster is the guy who drank too much from the fountain of youth. He’s 28 yet looks about 15..... EXCUSE ME PUBERTY!!!! YOU MISSED ONE!!!

Girl 1: have you seen the maze runner?
Girl 2: yes newts so sexy!!!
Girl 1: he’s played by Thomas Sangster!

by Mr Huggles’ girlfriend March 25, 2019

Thomas Max Warshaw

He is an epic gamer, who may or may not say epic to much. His theme song is the same as his friend Thomas the Train, and he loves to dab on the haters as a sign of respect for him. He loves Kermit the frog, who is his biggest idol. You might find him wasting his life on the internet, or doing something stupid in the corner of a room. He thinks he’s funny, but also understands that he’s not. He has a few nicknames, including “stupid f***ing idiot” and “that godda** as*hat piece of sh**,” however, he finds this all very entertaining. Unlike his name Thomas implies, you would be very unlucky to know him.

Person: “hey, do you know Thomas Max Warshaw?
Other person: “@$#! you! You just ruined my day!”
Person: “how?”
Other person: “because Thomas Max Warshaw sucks.”
Person: “oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry”

by ItsurUncleLou November 18, 2019