Thinking With His Dick

Going on a night out but not having a wank before you leave and thinking with your dick instead of your head.

Oh look at Shane thinking with his dick again.

by CFCJoe June 1, 2012

penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

by logan2556 March 2, 2008

Thinking Cap

Condom

Time to put on my thinking cap.

by RichardInTheBox January 26, 2012

Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007

Thanosing

When a crackpot comes up with a dumb idea that takes a normal person less than 10 seconds to figure out why it is dumb, but the crackpot can't be talked out of it because they don't ever come up with good ideas, so their ego gets wrapped up in never letting go of this one dumb idea.

Jenny McCarthy is off Thanosing again about why you shouldn't vaccinate your kids. She's dumb so this is all she has.

by BeeMonkeyJump August 15, 2018

tinkling the ivories

Playing the piano. In the past, piano keys were made of ivory. Tinkling the ivories thus was used to describe the act of playing the piano.

John is tinkling the ivories for his guests now.

by elephants89 September 11, 2009

thunking

The act of thinking deeply and/or for long periods of time.

Lee watched John as he stared ahead into space, his face tense with thought.

"Wow, some serious thunking going on there, John. What's on your mind?"

by stark_source February 4, 2010