life

a nice, long, kick in the nuts

i hate my life

by officialpyrocynical May 10, 2020

Life

(n.) The one STD that is 100% fatal slightly over 100% of the time (see resuscitation), and 100% of humans and animals suffer from it.

Life: it's a bitch. 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.

by Pseudopsychotic Snoozeking July 6, 2008

lifed

When someone in your job (military, especially) yells at you about something only someone who is there forever would care about.

"That douchebag sergeant just lifed me for my hair being too long when I got a fucking haircut yesterday"

lifer douchebag

by Straight outta RadBn February 19, 2010

life

the most pointless and answerless word of BS on the planet. nothing positive comes out of it. when you look at it... really look at it its all negative...go ahead look back i'll give you a minute... you back? good was i right. i probaly was.

life: i was born into poverty. i grew up into poverty. because of the system (and poverty) i didn't get into college. i remain in poverty. i indulge myself in the illusion of love. i die in poverty.

by no point in details March 18, 2009

life

the time between cut scenes

goddamnit where's the fucking savepoint!?

by arwing December 29, 2003

no life

When you spend so much time on Urban Dictionary that when you click the "random" button you have already seen the definition.

If you are reading this, you probably have no life.

by Cujo Schultz February 27, 2011

Life

A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.

by casandnsun07 March 30, 2008