Taking the A-train for Jesus

Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.

"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."

by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010

taking his car for a walk

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.

Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk

by Bob in Dubai November 23, 2010

taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.

Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."

by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011

Tamino

King of Kings.

Tamino is the king of kings.

by tvminohvvs August 7, 2017

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.

by Ivan_Wakinov April 22, 2018

Taking a Bolt

The act of making a bowel movement. Also can be seen as taking a crap or taking a shit.

Karl is taking a BOLT, and he said it was going to be a two flusher.

by tarhelfan12 July 18, 2019

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.

Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

by currybomb July 27, 2010