tactical toad

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.

*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!

by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010

Tactical TMI

A reference to some bit of incredibly personal information that is intensively calibrated to thoroughly fuck the minds of the user's audience.

Person #1: "Getting any baby-urges yet?"
Person #2: "Ugh, NO. My uterus just curled up on itself like a millipede."
Person #2's Lover: "Is that the thing you were doing last night, with your Kegel muscles?"
Person #1: Jesus CHRIST you're like a goddamn Predator drone. You wait for (her) to set you up, and then you come in from outta nowhere and drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head.

by Tweedletilde May 27, 2010

Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.

Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch

by TallyNasty August 25, 2010

nig tactic

An action that undermines someone else, somewhat like cheating. As in Halo using the rocket launcher and invisibility, cockblocking a friend, or cutting in line to get food.

Man, did you see Bill cockblocking Steve? What a nig tactic.

by Bubby Bubson January 29, 2006

Chess Tactics

A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.

Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.
Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.
Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.
Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.

by BoomDizzleInDaHouse February 24, 2009

Tactical Furry

A sexual act involving wearing a fursuit and engaging in gunplay.

Sarah: Did you hear what Jimmy and Tina did?
Jonathan:Yeah, they did the Tactical furry.

by Toxoant November 23, 2020

Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.

Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016