Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

by jasonswestern March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.

For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases

by Strik9 March 1, 2011

human suitcase

when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.

(taken from snl)

Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?

by duchndlhjcnbcnbchubcejbchue March 6, 2011

Human Suitcase

It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

They made me check my human suitcase cause there was no room in the overhead bins.

by jmreno March 13, 2011

Suitcase Surprise

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.

"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"

by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018

Suitcase

A synonym for suicide.

Logan Paul Suitcase Forest.

It's time to commit suitcase.

by Gehab December 31, 2018

suitcase titties

When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.

She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.

by J Crack corn August 27, 2018