built like a suitcase

Sturdy like a suitcase. You can fit a lot into her (during sex). Or meaning she as a big ass.

"Damn, girl! You are built like a suitcase!"

by frazzle1122 May 6, 2014

Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

charlestown suitcase

An original Johnnie's Foodmaster plastic grocery bag.

Yo hand me that Charlestown suitcase will ya?

by DJ Russly July 20, 2014

salford suitcase

Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.

(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.

Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,

Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.

by Gavalaff83 September 29, 2018

Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

by jasonswestern March 1, 2011

Suitcase licker

Person who licks suitcases

Sally is definitely a suitcase licker
Fred is a suitcase licking comie.

by Lambert Leafwalker August 8, 2022

the suitcase stuffer

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screaming “GET IN THERE”

Last night, my girlfriend and I tried the suitcase stuffer.

by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019