Gas station weed

The type of shit to get you so high your eyes droop, your head explodes and your testosterone levels increase to the max

Victim:Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bro. If the nigga ain't in your contacts, don't ever go to the gas station, bro. I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trynna get me some weed. Bro, I smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here and my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for this nigga bro, what the fuck did you sell me, bro? Look at me, bro, I'm hideous!!

Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?

by MrKata November 13, 2022

Rectumfy a Situation

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.

Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.

by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012

Igor (2008) situation

When you revisit something beloved from your childhood that you have nostalgia for and discover it was actually terrible.

I can't believe how bad this is, I used to love it as a kid! Total Igor (2008) situation.

by Lattolas June 23, 2021

Situationship

When y’all talk but not official and not seeing anybody else

We aren’t together but we’re in a situationship

by Kthom July 2, 2018

station

A term that can mean anything. Also the name of the most intelligent being according to the movie Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

Ted: Bill, you want some cheetos?

Bill: STATION!

by Julian Alvarez March 26, 2004

ejaculation station

n. A woman of questionable character and loose morals.
Syn: Service station, cum dumpster, frat mattress, hot dog in a hallway, dick garage, semen suckler, cum guzzler, everlasting gobstopper, your mother

A: "What's the plan for tonight?"
B: "Get shitfaced and find an ejaculation station, bro."

by Knowledgable Bystander November 11, 2010

check mate situation

A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.

Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.

by tamUHra November 1, 2011