show her the fifty states

originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)

Yo dude, his wife is so hot. I'd love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states

by onetimething July 18, 2011

Statesboro Break In

A Statesboro Break In is the act in which someone penetrates an unknowing victim. As in a person bending over with no pants on, or if in the shower. Not to be confused with the southern trespass which is sneaking in the backdoor while having sex. The Statesboro Break In requires stealth, speed and most of all courage.

She bent over to pick up her underware and Bubba performed a Statesboro Break In on her. She screamed.

by Reagan Santmyer July 22, 2006

Become a statistic

Noun
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group

1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."

Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.

by Steve Indigo March 10, 2006

radio stasis

A state of prolonged immobility caused by great radio. When a driver has arrived at his destination, but is mentally unable to get out of the car until the song or program has finished.

Is Jim home yet?

Yes and no. He's been in radio stasis in the driveway for the last 5 minutes.

by david Somers March 11, 2007

historical stasis

To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.

Compared to the exciting and sometimes volatile 1960s, the 1970s was a period of historical stasis.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010

United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

satisfacation

A description of the feeling of extreme satisfaction. Usually sexual.

After last night with my man I was a big ball of satisfacation.

by veganlover January 18, 2010