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squibbly

A state of being which results in lack of proper brain function and/or foolish behavior. Often induced by extremely attractive persons of the opposite gender.
The lead singer of Tokio Hotel makes Emily all squibbly.
by LynnyAnne March 27, 2008
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squickstynine

Squicking while being squicked in the 69 sexual position.
Matt: Shouldn't it be impossible to squickstynine?
Jeff: Hey man, for those few seconds you're alive, it's worth it.
Matt: ...Sick.
by Matt Ferrett October 16, 2005
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The Squid

A particular method used by unexperienced girls to give hand jobs. The female (or male) performing the hand job spreads out their fingers and approaches the penis head on, collapsing each digit equidistant around the base of the shaft. To complete the stroke, all five fingers are drawn up the shaft toward the center of the palm unanimously while the palm is drawn away away from the head of the penis. Performed correctly, this should result in a motion resembling a squid swimming.
So last night I was making out with my girlfriend and she tried to give me the squid...
by Wolf of Handicap Stall Street January 24, 2014
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choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.
John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
by Mister Crim September 14, 2011
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The Squid

When a girl sticks a leaking pen inside her pussy and leaves it there for awhile. She then removes the pen and shoots an inkblot like a squid.
Joe: God damn man I was gonna fuck this chick but she pulled the squid on me and I bailed.

Bob: Nice.
by Wook January 28, 2008
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squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.
Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!
by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007
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Squid

by alwayslate January 22, 2009
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