mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant

"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

soapy squidward

when you rub your dick with soap then fuck a girl named hailey

"bro soapy squidward was so sick"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

New Squidward

New Squidward is a poor excuse for a nation. New Squidward has some of the most corrupt leaders in history. New Squidward's way of life is horrible, people are treated unfairly.

New Squidward<Fort Kevin Long

by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023

Squidward

When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.

Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"

Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"

by Downtown Tony July 15, 2010

squidshark

white woman who fucks a asian man

the squidshark couldnt stop laughing after she seen the size of her chinese lovers penis.

by leok037 January 14, 2009

Squidbear

A vagina that resembles both a squid with the hairyness of a bear.

Dude i banged this chick the other day and i ate that squidbear like it was fried calamari .

by Glow.Stick April 14, 2011

Squidward

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016