Squid

A squid is defined as a privileged, arrogant male. That male is also completely void of free thinking, culture, richness, etc.

Fratboys, Meatheads, Guidos can all be classified under the squid umbrella.

Famous examples are Wilmer Valderrama and Colin Farrell.

by squidbuster November 2, 2009

Squid

A semi-attractive yet overweight girl at a sex or swingers club, uncomfortable with her surroundings but awkwardly trying to join in the fun. Likely to have a lower-back tattoo.

Veteran Swinger: Man, I wish that squid would loosen up and get in line for the gangbang.

by Horny Patty October 16, 2010

squiding

When one man blows a load into another man's ass and then sucks out his own sperm with a straw.

The emergency room had three cases in which the patients needed their stomachs pumped due to excessive squiding.

by Squid Squidman May 6, 2003

Squid

A word used when you go to high five, then pull back before you hit the others hand. you 'squid' away with a wriggly motion. Also used as the same as phsyche or sike usually accompanied by laughter from any audience.

1. Friend 1: "high five!"
fiends 2: -goes to high five, pulls back- "Squid!"

2. Guy: "hey babbbee, whats your digits?"
Girl: "oh here, ill write them on your arm.....SQUUUIIIID!"
-laughter-

by Bringo June 27, 2008

Squid

name of a stereotypical name of a man that works at a guitar shop. sounds badass, but totally isnt.

"that kid is a total squid"

by Kim Polovitch June 26, 2006

Squid

Of Northern Ontario origin. Means: good, acceptable, alright etc. Derived originally from a drunken mispronouciation of the word "Good".

A. Hey, are you sure you don't mind that I take your sister out on a date?
B. No worries, it's squid

by Sauce December 29, 2004

Squid

A term used to describe one who is a novice at something, not good at something, ultimately a loser.

The JV cheerleaders are such squids.

That freshman epitomizes the word squid.

by Jess January 20, 2005