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Rally-Squatch

When a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone's attention before the bar closes, he unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.

This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.
Ronald: Dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.

Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.

Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.
by Mike109999 October 10, 2013
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Squatch

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.
"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."
by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012
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Sasquatching

When two men engage in manual sex (jacking off) with each other while both are suspended from and being strangled by nooses. Named for what Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman would do with Sasquatch in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Joey and I were sasquatching so hard that he nearly died when I made him cum.
by Magic_Al42 July 21, 2011
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Squatch

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."
by That girl at Perfect March 2, 2009
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snatching edges

To pull on someone's hair hard enough to pull out their extensions or weave. This is like snatching someone's wig, but is instead about extensions/weaves rather than a wig. It can also be used as a metaphor for being surprised just like snatching someone's wig is used.
Sheniqua was snatching edges metaphorically when she literally snatched Tuwanda's edges by pulling out her extensions.
by Sir Poopington July 1, 2017
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Squatch

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).
When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.
by mizrabull September 30, 2003
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SQUATCH

(n) Term used mainly in the west coast California, often meaning "get the fuck out" or "be gone".
*Girl - Yo let me get an ounce of that KUSH for a BJ
*Boy - Nah, squatch bitch
by A1SAUCY December 29, 2014
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